Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:10:21 GMT

How to Swear 100 Ways in 20 Different Foreign Language

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:19:21 GMT

100 Swears / 20 Languages:

1. JAPANESE

Busu [Extremely ugly girl]
Kintama [Golden balls]
Kisama [Lord of the donkeys]
Urusai Gakia [Shut up brat]
Pai Pai [Breasts, nipples]

2. FRENCH

Tu me fais chier [You are pissing me off]
Ttourne enculer les mouces [Go fuck a cow]
Ta mère est une salope [Your mother is a bitch]
Va te tripoter [Go tinker with yourself]
Tabernac, choleque de merde [Thanks, you shit stained cum buckets]

3. GERMAN

Dummes huhn [Stupid chicken]
Fick mich [Fuck me]
Himmeldonnerwetter [Heaven thunder weather]
Arschgesicht [Ass face]
Schwanzlutscher [Cock sucker]

4. HEBREW

Mishugena [Freak]
Hutzpa [Balls (lot of nerve)]
Teonen al tmuna shel kalba [Do masturbate on a dogs picture]
Nod [Fart]
Noshech kariot [Pillow biter]

5. GAELIC

Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann [I suppose a ride is out of the question?]
Cailleach [Old hag, witch]
Is cuma liom sa diabhal [I don't give a damn]
Marbhfháisc ort [A shroud on you]
Go stróice an diabhal thú [May the worms eat you]

6. ITALIAN

No Skuche ala Gats [What the fuck do you want from my balls?]
Cazzo vai via stronzo [Shit, get out of here jerk]
li mortacci tua [To your dead relative]
Vai a morire ammazzato [Go and die murdered]
Figlio di puttana [Son of a whore]

7. ARABIC

Nikomak [Fuck your mother]
Elif air ab tizak [A thousand dicks in your ass!]
Gahba [Bitch]
Aha [Shit]
Sharmoota haygana [Horny bitch]

8. LATIN

Dormi mecum [Sleep with me]
Orcae ita [Hells yeah]
Spucatum tauri [Bull shit]
Irrumator [Bastard]
Flocci non facio [I don't give a damn]

9. ARABIC (MOROCCAN)

Mo [Derogatory for a Moroccan]
Malik kahell [Your king is a Black (insult)]
Woodla halum [Allah wills it]
Mook kebba [Your mother is a whore]
Inta shaz [You're a perv]

10. PERSIAN

Beshoor [No brained]
Kosefil [Elephant's cunt]
Kos-khol [Sex crazy]
An damagh [Booger]
Khange khodah [Screw-up of god]

11. POLISH

Spieprzaj [Piss off]
Zajebiste [Fucking awesome]
Odpierdol sie chuju bo ci zapierdole [Fuck off you dick or I'll fuck you up]
Jebiesz jeze [You fuck hedgehogs]
Zjechać na ręcznym [Have a hand job]

12. RUSSIAN

Zaebal [You have bored me a lot]
Kor-rovie khuy-ee [You mother sucks cow dicks]
Ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy [I have a big yellow dick]
Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai [Mind your own fucking business]
Yob tvoiu mat [Fuck your mother]

13. NORWEGIAN

Jeg spretta søstra di mens den tilbakestående faren din sto bak og fumlet med ballene mine [I stretched your sisters ass while your retarded dad stood behind me and fumbled my balls]
Fis [Long, soundless, and smelly fart]
Dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa [Pull me backwards into the bird cage (comparable to "are you kidding?")]
Runknisse [Wanking gnome]
Javisst, enda en norsk kuksuger, akkurat det vi trenger [Great, another Norwegian cocksucker, just what we needed]

14. SPANISH

Me cago en ti [I shit over you]
Hijo de mil putas [Son of thousand bitches]
Hueles a mierda [You smell like shit]
Pinche [Fucking (swear amplifier)]
La reputisima madre que te remil pario [The bitch that had you bore a thousand times]

15. YIDDISH

Gayn cacken ofn yam [Go shit in the ocean]
Putz [Dickhead]
Yutz [Asshole]
Schlemeil [Always spills his soup]
Schlmazel [Person who the soup is spilt on]

16. WELSH

Gotsan drewllyd [Smelly fanny]
Cachu bant ti cachu mes [Fuck off you sheep-shagger]
Bronnau fel bryniau Eryri [Tits like the mountains of Snowdon]
Ffwcia oma & Cachau bant [Fuck off]
Dos i chwarae efo dy nain [Go fuck your granny]

17. SRANAN TONGO (SURINAME)

ie de wang viestie dagoe [you're a vilty dog]
boelen [fuckin' in the ass]
krasi [horny]
Yu ma pangpang [your mothers cunt]
bos mie baanaa [kiss my dick]

18. DANISH

Dinf far tagen den i røven(roeven) [Your father takes it up the arse]
Du er pisse irriterende [You're a pain in the arse]
Klam [Disgustingly ugly]
Dø(doe)dit fede pikfjæs(pikfjaes) [Die you fat cock-head]
For fanden da også(ogsaa) [Oh for fucks sake]

19. CZECH

Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?) [Do you want to fuck?]
Do prdele!, kurva! [General curse]
Mrdat, prcat [Very dirty words for "fuck," - used only by the lowest people (whores, thugs, etc.)]
Sakra [Damn]
Hovno [Dung]

20. DUTCH

Smerige kankerhoer [Dirty cancer-suffering ho]
Val dood vuile kankerhoer [Drop dead stupid cancer hooker]
Apenaaier [Monkey-fucker]
Kutwijf [Literally cunt-bitch]
Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting [I fart in your direction]

FROM THE COMMENTS (unverified translations):

21. FILIPINO (Thanks to still.undead)

Putangina mo [your mother is a whore]
Hindot ka [you fuckhead or fuck you]
Tae mo [literal: your shit; figurative: i don't believe you, shithead]
Pukingina mo or plain Kingina [cunt of your mother]
Pesteng ulupong [you accursed snake]

22. PORTUGUESE (Thanks to Kika)

Vai para o caralho [go to the dick (it means "fuck you" though)]
Vai ver se está a chover [go see if it's raining (get lost!)]
Vai para a puta que te pariu [Go to the whore that gave birth to you (very offensive)]
Estou-me a cagar para ti! [I'm shitting to you.]
Vai tomar no cú [go drink in the asshole]
vai te fuder [go fuck yourself]
filho da puta [son of a bitch]

MORE FRENCH (thanks go to LaurentSauvagnac)

putain de bordel de merde [holy fucking shit]
Sa mère la pute [mother whore]
Enculé d'sa mère [mother fuck]
oh la vache [holy cow]

23. Indonesian (thanks Anon)

Ngentot ko [Fuck You]
Kontol! [You dick!]
Pukimak [Your mother's cunt]
Babilah kau [You pig]
Mampus kau [You die]

24. Turkish (thanks Turk)

Gotunu sikerim [I will fuck your ass]
Yarrak [Penis]
Pic cocuk [Bastard child]
Bin yarrak gotune girsin! [a thousand penises go in your ass]

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